i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
when you have a million fic ideas but can’t write
when you have a million art ideas but can’t draw
when you have a million ideas but can’t
when you’re LYIN ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.
(Source: niallscrocodile, via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
this is so inspiring
So Legend of Korra and The Clone Wars both won Emmy awards and I was so happy because they’re both amazing shows. Congrats to Bryke, Dave, George and the rest of the cast/crews! :D
guys I’m never pausing icarly again what the fuck is happening here
NEVER
AGAIN
Let’s not forget
I love how theres the “G” symbol at the top and then BAM breast
wh
those are boobs
they didnt censor it
boobs
on
a
fucking
kids
show
.
.
.
.
how
(via unxenophobic)
Mum just came home with nearly 50 fucking cartons of milk I thought this maths problem shit was a tumblr joke I didn’t think fuckery like this legitimately took place
no girls allowed
(via unxenophobic)
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
(via unxenophobic)
MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING
you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im
im not even lying im so mad
WAT
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
(via unxenophobic)
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On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?
“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”
“NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun
I’d bet everything I own and am- that man is a rapist.
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
(Source: vaspim, via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)
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Reasons to love Jared Padalecki
Padaception
(Source: it-is-destiel, via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)
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